Category Archives: Scared Witless

Hair roller hell or how I almost had to cut my kid’s hair outta rollers

By Desiree | Published February 14, 2013

I know I’m not the only Mom to which this situation has happened. But it’s never happened to me before! I nearly had to cut out 10 hair rollers from my Little Pumpkin’s hair!! All because of the BLEEPITY BLEEPING BLEEP hair rollers were all tangled in her hair!! And we had FIVE minutes before [...]

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A “funny” thing happened on the way to lunch

By Desiree | Published October 28, 2008

I’m trying to decide whether to give you the long version or the short version.  Or the medium short version.  Or the semi-long version.  How much time have you got?  Well I’ll give you the semi-medium long version because you’re probably skimming anyway. Ok, here goes, just a bit of back story first.  Honey bunny [...]

Also posted in Cleaner of all things gross, Dramatics, General Chaos, Health or lackthere of, Sisters | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Mommy is a winner

By Desiree | Published March 3, 2008

So, I got m’self a speeding ticket today.  My first ever.  I know, I know, amazing, right??!  I mean how is it possible that I got a speeding ticket?  Who gets speeding tickets?  Well, me evidently.  But what else is amazing is that it’s my first.  I’m not a spring chicken anymore so I’ve got [...]

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Fever, or see what happens when you get the flu shot

By Desiree | Published November 6, 2007

Today is Day 2 of staying home with Pumpkin.  She has been running a fever for about three days now.  At first her temp was low grade but in the last 2 days it has gotten progressively higher.  This morning it was up to 101.8 ~and that’s not a radio station~ time to break out the Motrin….  The husband [...]

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MRI Results

By Desiree | Published September 16, 2007

Ok, so I got the news… but before I tell you what the doc told me, I’m gonna “force” the back story on ya.  For at least the last 2 yrs (and I think it started after reaching from the driver’s seat all the way to the back of the back seat ~WHILE DRIVING~ to get Pumpkin’s pacifier) I have been [...]

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It happened again

By Desiree | Published August 7, 2007

Whelp, I didn’t think it was possible, but apparently in my world it is.  My 2 yr old scared another 10 yrs off my life.  So far, by my count, I have lost over 20 yrs from my overall life expectancy.  Here’s the scoop: with it still being summer the whole family was out in [...]

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Another 10 yrs gone

By Desiree | Published May 31, 2007

My 2 yr old is going to be the death of me.  I hate to keep saying that but she is scaring the life out of me!!  Hence the title of this post.  I have lost another 10 years of life… I’ll get to that part of the story later.  In the mean time, I’ll [...]

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