I wish I could say, “Oh, HELLLL NO they diiin’t” But to be honest, this right here is pretty much how it is in my house. I’ll admit it is really funny, though. And probably how it is in every household in the world. OK, I’m sure it’s not that way in EVERY household [...]
My daughter, Honey bunny, is 8 yrs old. Recently, I had a bit of an “experience” with her. Let us just say that she’s been speaking to me in a manner that I don’t care for, oh F**K it, she’s been talking back to me like there ain’t no tomorrow. All consequences be DAMNED. She [...]
My pour Honey bunny. She was so excited to start 2nd grade. She actually got the teacher she wanted and everything. You can read more about it in this post. But two weeks ago the school sent home a letter telling parents that many of the classes had too many students. Unfortunately, her class was [...]
A million dollars worth of… what? You may be asking. Could it be a million dollars worth of dog food? Mascara? Toilet bowl cleaner? None of those things, actually. Ok, here’s the lowdown. The other day at our office I got a great big laugh when a friend of mine mentioned that her daughters were fighting over a toy. As a [...]
Is it just me or did the summer come and go faster than the latest fad? Our 7yr old is starting school tomorrow. Frankly, it was just yesterday that I wrote this blog. I can hardly believe that she will be a big 2nd grader! Her school posted teacher/classroom assignments on Friday night, so we went there to [...]
Whelp, I didn’t think it was possible, but apparently in my world it is. My 2 yr old scared another 10 yrs off my life. So far, by my count, I have lost over 20 yrs from my overall life expectancy. Here’s the scoop: with it still being summer the whole family was out in [...]
is not my friend. I would certainly love to be best friends with my bathroom scale but it has to start lying to me for us EVER to be on BFF terms. I’m entirely serious. I don’t like that it continually tells me the truth. I’ve tried threatening it with the trash can but apparently I’m [...]
As the first born daughter, I was never subjected to hand-me-downs much. Oh sure, there may have been one or two things that I got from cousins or close neighbors but truthfully from what I can recall, I never had hand-me-downs. My sister - on the other hand – probably had lots and lots of things, that [...]